Busted out one of my UFOs this week. Remember Cozy 2.0, the tea cozy I was knitting for Norovember? Well, it's baaa-aack. But now it's a hat again. Using the Noro hat pattern by Saartje de Brujin that Hello Yarn made and used as a tea cozy, I present "Ribbed for Her Pleasure", which can be used as a hat OR a tea cozy.
DETAILS:Name: Ribbed for Her Pleasure
Begun: Nov. 12, 2006
Finished: Feb. 22, 2007
Tools: #7US Addi Turbos
Materials: Noro yarn scraps (approx. 1.5 skeins)
Pattern: Saartje de Brujin's Noro hat pattern
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Ribbed for Chuck Norris' pleasure:
ReplyDeleteChuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
* I dont know why...
Ribbed for Her Pleasure? Ha! You crack me up, lady:)
ReplyDeleteYou are too funny! I've thought about sewing up the openings in my tea cozy so I can use it as a hat. It's a really pretty pattern. With yours, you can keep your tea warm, warm the hat and it's ready to keep your head warm. Too cool!
ReplyDeletethat chuck norris 'poem' is crazy, girl! i love it. thanks for sharing your whack take on life.
ReplyDeletei *am* funny, lynn, but that name came from cole. he's can be funny too.
do it, becky, do it! it's fun to have a multi-purpose object.
Ribbed for her pleasure.... the name conjures up a memory I had of my former (now-deceased) mil. She took up knitting. And could never get her gauge right. What should have been a scarf, she ended up calling it a "penis warmer."
ReplyDeleteI think all knitters and crocheters should have a sense of humor about themselves, and their work. The work, very much, has a life of its own, and either we can work with what the yarn wants to become, or get frustrated.
Speaking of which, I have taken up broomstick lace. Granted it's crochet, and not knit, however, I do employ quite a large knitting needle to work my stitches onto and off of... please check out my fiber porn (pron) site to see the quaint little nickname I've given my knitting needle.
I'm a perv. :)
i think EVERYONE should have a sense of humor about themselves!! ;) congrats on the broomstick lace, perv.
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