tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5116691.post117218005738205309..comments2024-03-24T03:54:38.471-07:00Comments on Velma's World: It's a Hat, It's a Tea Cozy: It's Both!velmalikevelvethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02882058790803620655noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5116691.post-1173818825164071892007-03-13T14:47:00.000-07:002007-03-13T14:47:00.000-07:00i think EVERYONE should have a sense of humor abou...i think EVERYONE should have a sense of humor about themselves!! ;) congrats on the broomstick lace, perv.velmalikevelvethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02882058790803620655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5116691.post-1173560717944437802007-03-10T13:05:00.000-08:002007-03-10T13:05:00.000-08:00Ribbed for her pleasure.... the name conjures up a...Ribbed for her pleasure.... the name conjures up a memory I had of my former (now-deceased) mil. She took up knitting. And could never get her gauge right. What should have been a scarf, she ended up calling it a "penis warmer."<BR/><BR/>I think all knitters and crocheters should have a sense of humor about themselves, and their work. The work, very much, has a life of its own, and either we can work with what the yarn wants to become, or get frustrated.<BR/><BR/>Speaking of which, I have taken up broomstick lace. Granted it's crochet, and not knit, however, I do employ quite a large knitting needle to work my stitches onto and off of... please check out my fiber porn (pron) site to see the quaint little nickname I've given my knitting needle.<BR/><BR/>I'm a perv. :)Mavenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06159539883712835177noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5116691.post-1172508824196347302007-02-26T08:53:00.000-08:002007-02-26T08:53:00.000-08:00that chuck norris 'poem' is crazy, girl! i love it...that chuck norris 'poem' is crazy, girl! i love it. thanks for sharing your whack take on life.<BR/><BR/>i *am* funny, lynn, but that name came from cole. he's can be funny too.<BR/><BR/>do it, becky, do it! it's fun to have a multi-purpose object.velmalikevelvethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02882058790803620655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5116691.post-1172439691500197702007-02-25T13:41:00.000-08:002007-02-25T13:41:00.000-08:00You are too funny! I've thought about sewing up t...You are too funny! I've thought about sewing up the openings in my tea cozy so I can use it as a hat. It's a really pretty pattern. With yours, you can keep your tea warm, warm the hat and it's ready to keep your head warm. Too cool!Beckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14767640948725547960noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5116691.post-1172431369173899262007-02-25T11:22:00.000-08:002007-02-25T11:22:00.000-08:00Ribbed for Her Pleasure? Ha! You crack me up, lady...Ribbed for Her Pleasure? Ha! You crack me up, lady:)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5116691.post-1172374696793452772007-02-24T19:38:00.000-08:002007-02-24T19:38:00.000-08:00Ribbed for Chuck Norris' pleasure:Chuck Norris use...Ribbed for Chuck Norris' pleasure:<BR/><BR/>Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure. <BR/><BR/>Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. <BR/><BR/>When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women. <BR/><BR/>Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. <BR/><BR/>Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris. <BR/><BR/>When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.<BR/><BR/>* I dont know why...Rebeccahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04210536638852500487noreply@blogger.com