GEMINI (May 21 - June 21)Please note that MY sweetie is also a Cancer, but he either a) is truly unruffled re: my, um, "particularity," or b) hides his incredulity at my "I-think-I'll-just-buy-this-boomerang-coffeetable-with-the-rent-money" attitude so well that he deserves a freakin' Oscar. Why do I love this horoscope? Because it gives me a pass on my pain-in-the-assitude. Thanks, Purl!
My most favorite Gemini recently turned 62, cashed out all his stock in a Big High-Tech Company, and bought himself a brand new Corvette. HE IS SUCH A GEMINI. Hi wife, a darling Cancer, probably had a near heart attack. Geminis are always being characterized as impulsive and selfish. But I'm going to teach ya'll a great Southernism you must embrace: ya'll are just particular. It's not that you fly by the seat of your pants, always running afoul of the boring signs with your hedonism and impracticality. Ya'll are just particular, see? You have needs, and while they may not mesh with anyone else's vision of reality, ya'll just keep on down the path to crazybones because you know, you KNOW, that when you find happiness you better damn well be driving a fun car. Amen.
Be sure to visit her and read yours, it's sure to please. And while your there, check out her post on knitting a date ("Man Lets Little Brain Overide Big One...").
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Oh yes, I am a huge CrazyAuntPurl fan. She is very funny.
ReplyDelete! My sweetie's a Cancer too and I'm a Gemini.
ReplyDeleteenjoying your blog, lani. thanks for the comment.
ReplyDeletejune! what are the odds? are you sure we're not the same person?? long time no hear from, glad you are back. howz knitting these days?
Not much knitting though I've been slowly working on armwarmers while watching Project Runway. I'm heading to Japan this winter break so definitely need the warm things!
ReplyDeletewow, japan, that sounds like an adventure. do you have fam there? what island?
ReplyDeletei watch PR too, and knit some then. looking forward to the climax episode.
Yeah, I have family, one side is in the Osaka/Kansai-area and the other is in Okinawa.
ReplyDeletewish i could go. sounds wonderful. i've read that knitting is HUGE in japan. i'd love to get some patterns but i'd need a translator to go with them.
ReplyDeletewish i could go. sounds wonderful. i've read that knitting is HUGE in japan. i'd love to get some patterns but i'd need a translator to go with them.
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