According to the highly complex set of computer algorithms at Rum & Monkey, I am:
an apparently intelligent,
liberal,
not-too-generous,
not-too-selfish,
pathetically simple-minded,
dribbling child
liberal,
not-too-generous,
not-too-selfish,
pathetically simple-minded,
dribbling child
Sound about right? I think so. Which makes me 88% compatible with my new bff Natasha, who started this. (And who, btw, apparently liked the package of birthday goodies I sent her last week; happy b-day girl!)
Want to find out if we're compatible? Probably not. But take the test and see.
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I am an irredeemably eejitous, liberal, tight as fuck, pathetically simple-minded, dribbling child.
ReplyDeleteWhich makes you 78% compatible with velma_occam@yahoo.com.
I'm not sure how I feel about all that...
I believe I'll stew in it...
It's the tight as fuck part that's killin' me
dear tight-as-fuck:
ReplyDeleteclearly your problem is that your tightness (tight-ousity?) leads to concern over know-nothing, fuckwit questionnaires. loosen up already!
regards,
the team
HA, no just kidding, rebecca! i just wonder what 'eejitous' means...